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Tipping conservative sacred cows with the Chicks on the Right

Tipping conservative sacred cows with the Chicks on the Right

Finally, conservatives who aren’t old, stodgy, male or myopic about social issues!  The plain-speaking and witty Chicks on the Right are giving today’s conservatism a much-needed makeover and a healthy dose of “Lighten up, Francis.” It felt as if I…

Bruce Jenner’s crash shows how our obsession with reality stars makes us forget the importance of real people

Bruce Jenner’s crash shows how our obsession with reality stars makes us forget the importance of real people

It’s time to get the stinking headlines right. When reality dad Bruce Jenner triggered a four-car accident on Feb. 7 that killed a 69-year-old woman, the first headlines read, “Bruce Jenner unhurt in fatal car crash.” No freaking way. That…

Christians need to stop promoting “50 Shades of Grey”

Christians need to stop promoting “50 Shades of Grey”

Just like every other chick, I love a plot-deficient masochistic-bondage-domination love story between two thinly-developed and psychologically-damaged characters. (Intense sarcasm here.) Nothing thrills me more than bad actors spouting crappy dialogue on the silver screen. The experience is even better…

It’s not child porn if you take the photos at your local Target store

It’s not child porn if you take the photos at your local Target store

It’s okay to take photos up middle school girls’ skirts,  as long as you do it in a public place. That’s what Oregon judge Eric Butterfield ruled Thursday when 61-year old Patrick Buono was brought to trial for crouching in…

Why television shows have gotten rougher and why ratings don’t always work

Why television shows have gotten rougher and why ratings don’t always work

You’re not old, and you’re not imagining it. Today’s prime-time television shows are MUCH rougher and raunchier than they were just a few years ago. And it’s perfectly legal according to today’s Federal Communication Commission (FCC), the federal agency that…

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