There are five freedoms guaranteed by the First Amendment. One-third of Americans can’t name a single one. The annual “State of the First Amendment” by the Newseum Institute yet again revealed substantial ignorance about the […]
The news and social landscape of the last few weeks have left me a little shell-shocked with so many people screaming at each other, and I simply can’t support the outrage narrative anymore. Half of […]
The ultraconservative American Family Association (AFA) is saying “thank you” to Abercrombie and Fitch and now considers the clothing retailer to be “family friendly.” Wait a minute. What just happened? The lovefest is due to […]
I guarantee people will find something offensive in this article. Culture is encouraging teen girls to dress and act like sluts. People should be free to practice their religion without government interference. Israel has the […]
It’s official. We now have research that reveals more and more of us are losing connection with our lives in order to earn likes and social media praise. Aaargh! We all knew this was coming. […]
It’s okay to take photos up middle school girls’ skirts, as long as you do it in a public place. That’s what Oregon judge Eric Butterfield ruled Thursday when 61-year old Patrick Buono was brought […]
It all hit the fan when Christian blogger Veronica Partridge wrote she would no longer wear leggings or yoga pants in public because she learned men check out women wearing leggings or yoga pants in […]
Too many girls want to know how to make boys like them; boys should be wanting to know how to be worthy. Our girls are facing relationships standards that are rougher than we ever imagined, […]
Embed from Getty Images I hate youth sports. Let me rephrase that, I hate the adults involved in youth sports. To be fair, most of the adults are pretty level-headed and see sports as a […]
A man who hits you once will hit you twice. And then a third time. Even if he begs and pleads, “I don’t know what came over me” or “I promise this will never happen […]
The message on my phone this afternoon seemed a bit ominous. I had to call David Jenkins at Process Mediation within 48 hours because of “possible litigation against me.” Oh crap. I’ve had run-ins with […]
Blogger John Pavlovitz recently wrote a must-read post that tackled the adolescent male sex drive, and it’s a fantastic piece about masculinity, self control, personal responsibility and respect. Here’s an excerpt: Young men, I need […]
How do you help a boy transition to manhood? Some modern dads think a trip to Hooters does the trick, but they’re hindering their sons from becoming real men. When does a boy become a […]
None of the travel websites include “hang out with a Puerto Rican family” on their “Things to do in New Jersey” lists. Hmm. Maybe they should. I should have warned my husband and kids. We […]
Who is responsible for what Elliot Rodger did? The 22-year-old student went on a vengeance-induced rampage last week in a California college town and stabbed three men to death in his apartment, killed two women […]
Are you looking for a way to mortify both moms and their tween daughters? Go bra shopping at your local mall. You’ll find the tween underwear sections filled with underwire, heavily padded and push-up bras […]
The Lady Eagles played hard on the basketball court; however, the eighth-grade team had a few embarrassing moments. The blonde kept running her mouth every time the opposing team made it to the free throw […]
The Virgin Mary is a single mother in our nativity set. She sits in adoration of the Christ child as the three kings and a young shepherd look on. I have no idea where Joseph […]
History has been made today. It was made yesterday as well, and tomorrow has promise for new developments. Today’s history is being chronicled by millions of people around the world. We call it “news,” but […]
The photos make like them look like girls who could be in my daughter’s middle school; however, I’m not looking at yearbook photos, I’m looking at the mug shots of two Florida tweens charged with […]
I received a lot of comments on my “Dear Daughter, Let Miley Cyrus be a Lesson to You post, but none of them could have prepared me for what came through this evening. A comment from […]
Esto es para mis familias latinas… I did it once, and I will never do it again. As a teenager, I committed a grievous sin in Latino culture- I talked back to my mother. […]
Thank you for making Roadkill Goldfish one of the top blog sites on the Internet. It’s been a crazy week behind the keyboard. Here are a few numbers to measure the insanity: Dear Daughter had […]
I’ve discovered an interesting fact over the last few days. I now know what America looks like. My graphic design skills are pitiful, but here’s the overly simplistic visual aid: See the humongous section in […]
Blogger Matt Walsh doesn’t let Robin Thicke off the hook for his role in VMA’s Foam Finger of Seduction debacle. Read what this insightful and funny dad says to our sons. http://themattwalshblog.com/2013/08/28/dear-son-dont-let-robin-thicke-be-a-lesson-to-you/ Related Posts […]
How do you follow a post that received more than 2.5 million views in its first 36 hours? First, you say “thank you.” Thank you so much for your feedback on Roadkill Goldfish. I am […]
Dear daughter, let Miley Cyrus be a lesson to you. Yes, this is what happens when you constantly hear everything you do is awesome. This is what happens when people fawn over your every […]
My name is Kimberly Helminski Keller, and I am a Latina. My Polish surname hides the reality that the other half of my DNA is Puerto Rican, a genetic mix of Spanish, African and Taino Indian. As a […]
I’ve got an idea that may show Abercrombie and Fitch what I really think of their brand, and it involves a seam ripper and a bunch of 40-something moms. Abercrombie & Fitch CEO Mike Jeffries really […]
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